A frantic Half-Orc runs through the streets. As they run, they give a steady stream of curses.

???: Damn, damn, damn, damn, hell, son of a hierarch, hell!

The Half-Orc carelessly shoulder checks passersbys.

Passerby: Hey, watch where you’re going!

???: I’m running here! One side, coming through! I’ve got a hot story to report here! Damn, why the hell does this nonsense happen to me?!